uhh so yeah I had the page size wrong since the beginning...

main.tex

@@ -1,52 +1,47 @@
 \documentclass{article}
-\usepackage[fontsize=1.5em]{fontsize} % "wait doesn't em depend on font size?" don't ask me how this works
-\usepackage{parskip} %  fuck them paragraphs
-\usepackage{tikz}    %  no good LaTeX abuse without TikZ, mein schmuzi-pusi
-\usepackage{lmodern,fontspec} %  better font, change it if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-\usepackage{qrcode}  %  QR codes ezpz
+\usepackage[fontsize=10pt]{fontsize} % will need adjusted if you change the paper size
+\usepackage{parskip,tikz,lmodern,fontspec,lipsum,qrcode,hyperref}
 \usepackage[%
-	papersize={8.5in,5.5in},   %	this is half of letter paper, replace whole line with just "a5paper," to switch to A5 (would look like `a5paper,`, no "papersize=" or anything)
-   margin=15mm
+	papersize={5.5in,4.25in},   % this is a quarter of letter paper, half was too big
+   left=7.25em, right=7.25em,   % this is adjusted to right inside the QR codes, use the option "showframe" to show the bounding box
+   bottom=2em
 	]{geometry}
 
-   %  I tried using EM and other relative measurements as much as possible so that size conversions are easy. Metric is objectively better (I will fight you in real life about most aspects of this, I'm actively working on recipe localization), but units are just a social construct.
-
-\def\nl{\\\vspace{1em}} % just to give some extraspace between the things
+\setlength{\headsep}{3em}
 
 \pagestyle{empty}
-\begin{document}{\fontfamily{lmss}\selectfont\begin{center}
-   %  this is VERY SIMPLE, and on purpose. You don't want something? comment that biznatch out. Everything else should shuffle around just fine.
-%\setmainfont{[Hellvetica.ttf]}  % uncomment if you want a better font
-   {\LARGE Title}\\
-   {\small  subtitle}\nl   %  you might need to mess with the spacing here to make it look even better
-   {\large Model:} model\nl
-   {\large Layout:} layout\nl
-   {\large Keycaps:} keycaps\nl
-   {\large PCB:} PCB\nl
-   {\large Notes:} notes\\
-   \vfill
-   {\LARGE \#EVENT-NAME}
-\end{center}
-   %  The QR codes in the 4 corners, pay attention to the labels. This whole section doesn't conform to the margins and stuff, so check yourself
-\begin{tikzpicture}[remember picture, overlay]
-   \node [below right=0.6em](TL) at (current page.north west){\qrcode{https://daviddaily.dev}};
-   \node [below=.1em] at (TL.south){\footnotesize
-      Top Left%your label here
-   };
-   
-   \node [below left=0.6em](TR) at (current page.north east){\qrcode{https://daviddaily.dev}};
+
+\def\nl{\\\vspace{1.5em}}
+
+\def\paste{%
+{\Huge Robot Lander}\\
+{\small Daily}\nl
+{\large Model:} ZSA Moonlander\nl
+{\large Layout:} Colemak {\footnotesize with \href{https://eurkey.steffen.bruentjen.eu/}{EurKEY}}\nl
+{\large Switches:} MMK Shark {\footnotesize+ O-rings cause I slam them keys}\nl
+{\large Keycaps:} Drop$\times$LotR Mordor ortho set\nl
+I made this card, that's pretty neat!\\
+\vfill
+{\tiny\href{https://daviddaily.dev/david/Keeb-Plaque}{daviddaily.dev}}
+\begin{tikzpicture}[remember picture, overlay]   
+   \node [below left=0.6em](TR) at (current page.north east){\qrcode{https://daviddaily.dev/david/Keeb-Plaque}};
    \node [below=.1em] at (TR.south){\footnotesize
-      Top Right%your label here
+      My website
    };
    
-   \node [above right=0.6em](BL) at (current page.south west){\qrcode{https://daviddaily.dev}};
+   \node [above right=0.6em](BL) at (current page.south west){\qrcode{https://configure.zsa.io/moonlander/layouts/3yJ7D}};
    \node [above=.1em] at (BL.north){\footnotesize
-      Bottom Left%your label here
+      Layout
    };
    
-   \node [above left=0.6em](BR) at (current page.south east){\qrcode{https://daviddaily.dev}};
+   \node [above left=0.6em](BR) at (current page.south east){\qrcode{https://www.theremingoat.com/blog/momoka-shark-switch-review}};
    \node [above=.1em] at (BR.north){\footnotesize
-      Bottom Right%your label here
+      Switches
    };
-\end{tikzpicture}
-}\end{document}
+\end{tikzpicture}\newpage}
+
+\begin{document}{\fontfamily{lmss}\selectfont\begin{center}   
+\paste
+\setmainfont{[Hellvetica.ttf]}
+\paste
+\end{center}}\end{document}